Tag: 2 Star Reviews

Sister Maria has recruited two horny drug-fueled weirdos to stop the apocalypse. Their names? Jesus and Satan. Can these biblical frenemies help this nun with a gun defeat an army of pissed off mythological gods? Only one thing’s for sure — it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Let me start this review by saying that this one is just a preview for the entire comic book. And I read it because I wanted to see if the full comic book was worth the money and time I would spend on it. And im gonna give you the answer for that at the end of this review.

This preview sets out to deliver a bold and irreverent take on religious and mythological themes, but ultimately falters in execution. While the concept of this preview is intriguing and audacious, the narrative struggles with coherence and depth, leaving much to be desired.

The story in this preview thrusts us as readers into a world where deities and religious figures engage in a chaotic battle for supremacy. The creators of this preview create a plot laden with satire and dark humor, aiming to challenge conventional narratives. However, the storyline often feels disjointed, with scenes that lack clear transitions and purpose. This lack of cohesion makes it difficult for me personally to fully engage with the narrative or connect with the characters.

The character development is notably lacking in this preview. The protagonists, while initially captivating due to their outrageous nature, are presented with minimal depth. Their motivations and personalities are not fully explored, resulting in characters that feel more like caricatures than fully realized individuals. This superficial treatment hinders the potential for meaningful character arcs and emotional investment.

The writing in this preview, while attempting to capture a blend of humor and shock value, often falls short. The dialogue lacks the wit and cleverness needed to elevate the comedic elements, leading to interactions that feel forced and uninspired. This diminishes the potential for dynamic exchanges and meaningful development which have left me feeling disconnected from the characters’ journeys.

The artwork in this preview is a highlight, bringing a vibrant and exaggerated style that complements the outrageous tone of the story. The illustrations are bold and energetic, capturing the chaotic essence of the narrative with dynamic character designs and action sequences. The visual style adds an element of visual interest, though it cannot fully compensate for the narrative shortcomings.

The pacing of this preview is another significant issue I had with this preview. Because this preview has scenes that either drag without adding value or rush through potentially important moments. This inconsistency disrupts the flow and makes it challenging for me personally to maintain interest or fully grasp the plot’s progression. A more balanced approach could improve the overall reading experience by allowing for deeper exploration of both plot and character.

So will I buy and read the full version of this comic book ? I don’t think I will. The main reason behind this is how poorly this preview was very uninteresting for me personally.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

Elin, the adopted child of a prestigious family, keeps up the facade of a party girl for the tabloids in order to protect her brother. Exhausted by the emptiness of her reality, she gives her virginity to Cortez, an attractive stranger whom she has just met. One year later, after giving birth to a baby, Elin is shocked by her adopted father’s deathbed revelation. She must marry within one year or else her inheritance rights will be transferred to another heir—and this newly appeared heir is Cortez!

This comic book presents a dramatic romance that unfortunately falls flat in execution. While the premise of this comic book promises intrigue and emotional depth, the delivery lacks the necessary elements to fully engage me personally.

The story in this comic book centers around a tangled web of secrets and romance, with a plot that initially seems promising. The creators of this comic book adapts the narrative aiming to capture the intensity and allure of hidden truths and passionate encounters. However, the plot often feels predictable, relying heavily on clichéd tropes without offering fresh perspectives or unique twists to invigorate the narrative.

The character development is one of the key areas where this comic book struggles. The protagonists, while they have the potential to be compelling, are not sufficiently fleshed out to make their emotional journeys engaging. The heroine’s motivations and internal conflicts are superficially explored, leaving her actions and choices feeling unconvincing. Similarly, the male lead lacks the depth and complexity needed to elevate the romance beyond a basic storyline.

The dialogues throughout this comic book tends to be stilted and occasionally lacks authenticity. Conversations between characters often feel forced and lack the natural flow that would make their interactions more believable and engaging. This hampers the emotional impact of key scenes, making it difficult for me personally to connect with the characters on a deeper level.

The artwork in this comic book is competent but does little to enhance the storytelling. While the illustrations capture the elegance of the characters and their glamorous lifestyles, they lack the expressiveness needed to convey the emotional nuances of the story. The art style, while visually pleasing, fails to elevate the narrative or compensate for its shortcomings.

The pacing of this comic book is pretty uneven, with certain plot developments feeling rushed and others dragging without significant progression. This inconsistency disrupts the narrative flow, making it challenging for me personally to maintain interest. A more balanced approach to pacing could have allowed for deeper exploration of character arcs and thematic elements.

Despite its shortcomings, this comic book does have moments that hint at its potential. The premise of hidden secrets and the quest for truth offers a foundation that could be built upon in future installments. Additionally, the setting provides a rich backdrop that, with more development, could enhance the romantic and dramatic elements of the story.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

After five years of separation, Morgan visits her estranged husband in Greece. Drakon Sebastian Xanthis is a world-class tycoon and owner of a widely successful marine corporation. When they got married five years ago, Morgan couldn’t endure their loveless marriage and fled to America, but now she is caught in a major dilemma. Her father has been abducted by pirates, who are holding him for a six-million-dollar ransom. She has no choice but to beg her former husband for help. Drakon doesn’t hesitate to write her a check. However, seeing him again, Morgan realizes that she is still deeply in love with the gorgeous Greek man.

This comic book attempts to weave a tale of romance and drama but falls short in its execution. While the premise of this comic book  promises intrigue and emotional depth, the delivery lacks the necessary elements to fully engage me personally.

The story in this comic book revolves around a complex relationship set against the backdrop of a luxurious Greek setting. Sara Nakayama adapts Jane Porter’s narrative, aiming to capture the allure of romance intertwined with personal conflict. However, the plot often feels predictable, relying heavily on clichéd tropes without offering fresh perspectives or twists to invigorate the narrative.

The character development is one of the key areas where this comic book struggles. The protagonists, while initially intriguing, are not given enough depth to make their emotional journeys compelling. The heroine’s motivations and inner conflicts are superficially explored, leaving her actions and decisions feeling unconvincing. Similarly, the male lead lacks the complexity needed to elevate the romance beyond a basic storyline.

The dialogues throughout this comic book tends to be stilted and occasionally lacks authenticity. Conversations between characters often feel forced, lacking the natural flow that would make their interactions more believable and engaging. This hampers the emotional impact of key scenes, making it difficult for readers to connect with the characters on a deeper level.

The artwork in this comic book is competent but does little to enhance the storytelling. While the illustrations capture the elegance of the Greek setting and the characters’ glamorous lifestyles, they lack the expressiveness needed to convey the emotional nuances of the story. The art style, while visually pleasing, fails to elevate the narrative or compensate for its shortcomings.

The pacing of this comic book is pretty uneven, with certain plot developments feeling rushed and others dragging without significant progression. This inconsistency disrupts the narrative flow, making it challenging for me personally to maintain interest. A more balanced approach to pacing could have allowed for deeper exploration of character arcs and thematic elements.

Despite its shortcomings, this comic book does have moments that hint at its potential. The setting provides a rich backdrop that, with more development, could enhance the romantic and dramatic elements of the story. Additionally, the premise of personal redemption and rekindled love offers a foundation that could be built upon in future installments.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

Everyone’s favorite street-walking dead returns! Janey the Zombie Tramp makes a mysterious new friend and together they board an express train to more fetish, gore, and cartoon grindhouse mayhem in the style that fans of the series have come to love! Are Janey’s budding, undead powers enough to see her through another deadly adventure on the Taint Train of Terror?

Let me start this review by saying that this one is just a preview for the entire comic book. And I read it because I wanted to see if the full comic book was worth the money and time I would spend on it. And I’m gonna give you the answer for that at the end of this review.

This preview attempts to deliver a blend of horror and humor but ultimately falls short. Despite this preview’s unique premise, it struggles with narrative cohesion and character development, leaving much to be desired.

The story in this preview follows Janey Belle, a former escort turned zombie, as she navigates a world filled with supernatural threats. While the concept of a zombie anti-heroine offers potential for creativity, the plot is often disjointed, with scenes that lack clear direction and purpose. This lack of cohesion makes it difficult for me personally to fully engage with the narrative or become invested in Janey’s journey.

The character development is notably lacking in this preview. Janey Belle, the protagonist, is introduced with minimal depth, making it challenging for me personally to connect with her or empathize with her struggles. Her motivations and backstory are not thoroughly explored, reducing her to a one-dimensional figure. The supporting cast fares no better, often serving as mere plot devices rather than contributing meaningfully to the story.

The writing in this preview, while attempting to capture a mix of horror and humor, often falls flat. The dialogue lacks the wit and sharpness needed to elevate the comedic elements, resulting in interactions that feel forced and uninspired. This diminishes the potential for dynamic exchanges and meaningful character development which have left me disconnected from the characters’ journeys

The artwork in this preview is the highlight of this preview. The illustrations are bold and stylized, capturing the chaotic and gritty essence of the zombie genre. The visual style is both dynamic and expressive, conveying the intensity and action of key scenes. While the artwork adds a layer of visual interest, it cannot fully compensate for the narrative shortcomings.

The pacing of this preview is another significant issue I had with it. Because the scenes in this preview are either drag without adding value or rush through potentially important moments. This inconsistency disrupts the flow and makes it challenging for me personally to maintain interest or fully grasp the plot’s progression. A more balanced approach could improve the overall reading experience by allowing for deeper exploration of both plot and character.

Despite its shortcomings, the concept of this preview holds potential for the full version of this comic book. With more focused storytelling and a stronger emphasis on character growth, full version of this comic book could better capture the excitement and depth inherent in the premise.

So will I buy and read the full version of this comic book ? I don’t think I will. The main reason behind this is how poorly this preview was very uninteresting for me personally.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

For all the superheroes who never were given a chance… Wondering what’s new in Comic Books? Check out Blind Prophet! Reviews have said things “…The concept is beautiful, the execution mind-bending.” and “It most certainly does not pull any punches…” and “In all honestly this book really shook me up…this book is scary because it could happen.” Pretty extraordinary commentary for a comic book, don’t you think? Blind Prophet is the story of a boy, Daniel Prophet, born blind and autistic, who undergoes an experimental procedure that gives him the ability to peer into the spiritual realm, where demons tempt, and angels defend. Blind Prophet is kind of a blend between the Dead Zone, The Sixth Sense, and the Screwtape Letters. Or, if you want to keep the comparisons to comic books, maybe Daredevil and Constantine. 

This comic book presents an ambitious concept but falls short in execution. At the same time this comic book introduces to us as readers a narrative filled with supernatural elements and moral exploration, yet struggles to deliver a cohesive and engaging experience.

The story in this comic book centers on the protagonist, a blind prophet who receives divine visions, setting the stage for a tale that intertwines spirituality with real-world issues. 

The writing itself in this comic book attempts to tackle themes of faith, destiny, and morality. While the concept is intriguing, the narrative feels disjointed and lacks clarity. The pacing is uneven, with moments that drag without contributing significantly to character development or plot advancement.

The dialogues in this comic book often comes across as stilted and lacks the natural flow needed to engage readers. Characters frequently deliver exposition-heavy speeches, which can feel forced and detract from the story’s emotional impact. This approach leaves little room for subtlety or nuance, making the conversations feel more like lectures than natural interactions.

The artwork itself in this comic book, while competent, does little to elevate the narrative. The illustrations are serviceable but lack the dynamic quality needed to bring the story’s supernatural elements to life. Character designs are somewhat generic, and the lack of detail in certain panels can make it difficult for me personally to fully immerse themselves in the world. A more refined and expressive artistic style could have helped convey the emotional and thematic depth the story strives for.

One of the main challenges with this comic book I had is its structure. The narrative jumps between different scenes and ideas without a clear sense of progression or purpose. This disjointedness makes it difficult for readers to follow the plot or become invested in the characters’ journeys. A more focused and streamlined approach could have improved the flow and coherence of the story.

Despite its shortcomings this comic book has moments that hint at its potential. The concept of a blind prophet navigating a world filled with moral ambiguity is compelling, and with further development, the series could explore interesting philosophical questions and character arcs. However, this first installment struggles to fully realize that potential.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

Set Sail to Fail, the ninth installment in the Suburban Fairy Tales series, promises a whirlwind of adventure, excitement, and a healthy dose of laugh-out-loud humor! Join Little Pig #3 on a chaotic family retreat where he encounters Sir Lambelot, a forgetful hippie sheep. From swapping places with a lookalike pig to embarking on a swashbuckling adventure on the open sea, and even entering a singing competition, the fun and excitement never stops!

This comic book attempts to bring humor and whimsy into the realm of modern fairy tales but unfortunately falls short. While the concept of this comic book holds promise, the execution struggles with narrative depth and engagement.

This comic book aims to offer a series of light-hearted takes on classic fairy tale themes, set against a suburban backdrop. However, the stories often lack the cohesiveness and charm needed to fully captivate picky readers as myself. The humor, intended to be a driving force, frequently feels forced and predictable, leaving the narrative feeling flat and uninspired.

The character development is notably lacking throughout this comic book. The characters, drawn from familiar fairy tale archetypes, are presented with minimal depth or originality. Their motivations and personalities are not thoroughly explored, resulting in figures that feel more like one-dimensional caricatures than engaging protagonists. This superficial treatment makes it challenging for me personally to connect with or care about their journeys.

The writing in this comic book, while aiming for a comedic tone, often misses the mark. The dialogue lacks the wit and cleverness needed to elevate the humor, leading to interactions that feel repetitive and uninspired. This diminishes the potential for dynamic exchanges and meaningful character development, which have left me disconnected from the stories’ outcomes.

The artwork in this comic book accompanying the stories is functional but does little to enhance the overall experience. While the illustrations capture the basic elements of the suburban fairy tale setting, they often lack the detail and creativity needed to bring the whimsical world to life. The visual style fails to add significant value to the narrative, further diminishing the impact of this comic book.

The pacing in this comic book is another significant issue I had with it. The stories in this comic book either drag without adding substance or rush through potentially interesting moments. This inconsistency disrupts the flow and makes it challenging for me personally to maintain interest or fully grasp the progression of each tale. A more balanced approach could improve the overall reading experience by allowing for deeper exploration of both plot and character.

Despite this comic book’s shortcomings the concept of reimagining fairy tales in a suburban setting holds potential for other comic books in this series. With more focused storytelling and a stronger emphasis on character growth, subsequent collections could better capture the whimsy and humor inherent in the premise.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

In Kanyen Chapter 1, the story jumped into heart-pounding action, introducing Kanyen, an infamous rebel fleeing a merciless government pursuit. We quickly learned of his incredible powers, like summoning sledgehammers and energy balls, which he used to protect himself. Yet, by the end of the chapter, we were left with burning What caused the chase? And what will he do next? Before discovering the answers, Chapter 2 will take us back five years to Kanyen’s high school days. We’ll explore how his friendships, feuds, crushes, and conflicts helped spark his desire to save his people.

This comic book presents a visually ambitious endeavor but struggles with narrative depth and cohesion. While the artwork in this comic book offers glimpses of creativity, the storytelling and character development leave much to be desired.

The narrative in this comic book attempts to continue the story set up in first chapter of this comic book, following characters in a world filled with mystery and potential intrigue. However, the plot quickly becomes convoluted, lacking a clear direction, which makes it challenging for me personally to fully engage. The pacing is uneven, with scenes that either linger without purpose or rush through potentially significant moments, disrupting the overall flow and making it difficult to maintain interest.

The character development is notably lacking in this comic book. The protagonist, who should serve as the anchor of the story, is presented with minimal depth. Their motivations and background are not adequately explored, resulting in a character that feels more like a placeholder than a fully realized individual. The supporting cast fares no better, often serving as mere plot devices rather than contributing meaningfully to the narrative.

The writing in this comic book, while attempting to capture a sense of mystery and intrigue, often falls flat. The dialogues in this comic book lacks the sharpness and emotional resonance needed to elevate the story, resulting in interactions that feel superficial and uninspired. This diminishes the potential for dynamic exchanges and meaningful character development, which have left me disconnected from the characters’ journeys.

Despite this comic book’s narrative shortcomings, the artwork in this comic book is a notable feature. The illustrations display creativity and ambition, capturing the atmosphere of the story with expressive designs. The visual style is both dynamic and detailed, conveying the intensity of key scenes. This artistic talent is a major draw, offering a visual feast even if the narrative does not fully support it.

The thematic exploration in this comic book while present, is underdeveloped. The story hints at themes of identity, power, and conflict, but these are not thoroughly explored, which have left me wanting more depth and insight. A more focused approach to these themes could enrich the narrative and provide a more engaging and thought-provoking experience.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

In a realm inhabited by Humans and Elves, both confronted by the threat of demons, a sense of solidarity emerged amidst escalating peril. Compelled to join forces, they established the unified Golden Phoenix Kingdom. Within its borders, they fostered a specialized cadre of warriors known as Paladins, trained expressly for combatting demons. Through protracted conflicts, the Kingdom prevailed, relegating the once-omnipresent demons to mere shadows.

This come book presents a visually captivating experience but struggles with narrative depth and cohesion. While the artwork is a highlight in this comic book, the story and character development leave much to be desired.

The narrative in this comic book attempts to weave a tale of mystery and intrigue, centered around a protagonist entangled in a world filled with dark secrets and hidden agendas. However, the plot quickly becomes convoluted, lacking a clear direction that makes it challenging for me personally to engage fully with the story. The pacing is uneven, with scenes that either drag without purpose or rush through potentially significant moments, disrupting the overall flow.

The character development is notably lacking in this comic book. The protagonist, who should be the anchor of the story, is presented with minimal depth. Their motivations and backstory are not adequately explored, resulting in a character that feels more like an enigma than a fully realized individual. The supporting cast fares no better, often serving as mere plot devices rather than contributing meaningfully to the narrative.

The writing style in this comic book, while attempting to capture a sense of mystery and tension, often falls flat. The dialogues in this comic book lacksthe sharpness and emotional resonance needed to elevate the story, resulting in interactions that feel superficial and uninspired. This diminishes the potential for dynamic exchanges and meaningful character development.

Despite this comic book’s narrative shortcomings, the artwork in “Obsidian Veins” is a standout feature. The illustrations are beautifully detailed and richly colored, capturing the dark and moody atmosphere of the story. The visual style is both dynamic and expressive, conveying the intensity and emotion of key scenes. This artistic talent is a major draw, offering a visual feast even if the narrative falls short.

The thematic exploration in this comic book, while present, is underdeveloped. The story hints at themes of power, corruption, and identity, but these are not thoroughly explored, which have left me wanting more depth and insight. A more focused approach to these themes could enrich the narrative and provide a more engaging and thought-provoking experience.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

An action-horror graphic novel starring teenagers with super-powers who are the monsters we’re all afraid of. Seventeen-year-old Madison Thomas and her twin brother Lincoln just moved to Yuma, Arizona, following their mother’s death. Madison quickly falls for Kevin, the leader of the most feared clique in high school. After a crazy night of partying, she becomes afflicted with an amazing power. And you know what they say– With great power comes great irresponsibility. Brought to you by Shane Riches (writer) and Jose Holder (artist) the team behind Mick Foley’s R.P.M.!

This comic book attempts to expand upon its core narrative with additional content, but unfortunately, it falls short. While this comic book offers some intriguing insights into the world of “Afflicted,” the bonus material struggles to deliver a captivating or cohesive experience.

The intention behind this comic book is commendable, because it aims to provide readers with deeper context and a broader understanding of the series’ universe. The creators of this comic book offers supplemental narrative elements and background information meant to enrich the main storyline. However, the execution lacks depth and engagement, which has left me with a fragmented and somewhat disjointed experience.

One of the primary issues I had with this comic book is its lack of narrative cohesion. The additional content feels sporadic and disconnected, as if pieced together without a clear direction or purpose. This disjointedness makes it challenging for readers to remain invested or find meaningful connections to the core story. The snippets of information, while potentially interesting, are not sufficient to stand on their own or significantly enhance the original narrative.

The character exploration in this comic book is also limited. While there is an opportunity to delve deeper into the motivations and backstories of key figures, the material only scratches the surface. This lack of depth prevents readers from forming a stronger attachment to the characters or gaining new insights into their complexities. The creators of this comic book misses an opportunity to offer fresh perspectives or revelations that could have added valuable layers to the storyline.

The artwork in this comic book is consistent with the main series. The illustrations maintain a cohesive style, capturing the mood and tone of the “Afflicted” universe. However, the artwork in the bonus material does little to elevate the storytelling or compensate for the narrative shortcomings. While technically proficient, the visuals lack the dynamism needed to engage me personally fully.

The pacing of this comic book is another area of concern. The scattered and uneven presentation disrupts the flow, making it difficult for me personally to maintain interest. Instead of a seamless extension of the main story, the content feels more like an assortment of incomplete ideas that fail to coalesce into a compelling narrative.

Despite its shortcomings this comic book does have moments of potential. There are glimpses of intriguing world-building and thematic exploration that hint at what could have been a richer, more immersive experience. However, these moments are too few and far between to make a significant impact.

I Give This Book 2 / 5

Shianndrea Toshigawa is just your average, ordinary ninja-in-training. On the run from the Azumi ninja clan, Shianndrea trains with the legendary Toshigawa clan to embrace the mysterious power within her, all the while, navigating the life of a teenage girl. Ninja Princess is 192 pages of martial arts action and all ages fun. Collects Ninja Princess #1-6!

Let me start this review by saying that this one is just a preview for the entire comic book. And I read it because I wanted to see if the full comic book was worth the money and time I would spend on it. And I’m gonna give you the answer for that at the end of this review.

This preview presents an intriguing premise with potential for adventure and character growth. While the concept of this preview is appealing, the storytelling and character development leave much to be desired.

The story in this preview follows Shianndrea Toshigawa, a young ninja learning the ways of her clan while facing various challenges. The idea of a teenage ninja grappling with her identity and responsibilities is compelling, yet the narrative lacks cohesion and depth. The plot feels disjointed, jumping between events without a clear narrative thread, which makes it difficult for me personally  to become fully invested.

The character development is another area where this preview struggles with. Shianndrea, as the protagonist, has the potential to be a relatable and inspiring character. However, her motivations and growth are not explored in enough depth to create a strong connection with the picky readers as myself. The supporting cast is similarly underdeveloped, serving primarily as plot devices rather than fully fleshed-out characters with their own arcs.

The writing style in this preview, while attempting to capture the excitement of a ninja adventure, often falls flat. Dialogue tends to be expository rather than engaging, which detracts from the opportunity for dynamic character interactions and emotional resonance. The narrative occasionally lacks the sharpness and wit needed to elevate the story.

The artwork in this preview is energetic, capturing the essence of a youthful ninja story. The character designs are appealing and the action sequences are lively, but the illustrations sometimes lack the detail necessary to convey the intensity and emotion of key scenes. While the art adds a layer of visual interest, it cannot fully compensate for the narrative shortcomings.

The pacing of this preview is inconsistent, with some scenes dragging without adding value and others rushing through potentially important moments. This unevenness disrupts the flow and makes it challenging for me personally to maintain interest or fully grasp the progression of the story. A more balanced approach could improve the overall reading experience by allowing for deeper exploration of both plot and character.

So will I buy and read the full version of this comic book ? I don’t think I will. The main reason behind this is how poorly this preview was very uninteresting for me personally.

I Give This Book 2 / 5