“The Art of Bookmaking” By Washington Irving Review

The writer finds a group of men poring over dusty, ancient volumes and learns that they are authors in the act of making books.

The plot of this short story is at times very elegant and very intriguing. But for the most part the plot of this short story is very dull and flat. 

The descriptions in this short story are very flat and very boring, which doesn’t help the reader to like this short story. 

The characters are the same as in the other Washington Irving’s short stories. Which of course means that the characters in this short story are very flat and lack any from of personality. 

All the events which takes place in this short story feel very disconnected observations made by the narrator. 

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“Rural Life in England” By Washington Irving Review

This text is about both the fear of gender reversal and its expression, in the prophet Ezekiel’s reworking of the marital metaphor. The author argues that the abomination of wife Jerusalem is that she is attempting to pass for a male, thereby crossing gender boundaries and upsetting the world order. This story is therefore one of confused gender scripts, ensuing chaos and a re-ordering through the reinforcement of these strictly defined prescriptions of gendered behaviour. Using socio-historical evidence and the existence of the literary motif of men turning into women as a framework, this book argues that Ezekiel 16, in particular, reflects the gender chaos that arises as an aftermath of social and theological crises.

This short story has a good premise but the way the short story is presented to us, makes it feel very flat and boring. 

For the most part the pilot in this short story feels like a series of disconnected musings and events which don’t have any connection to each other.

For the most part this short story feels like it lacks a structure which would engage the rather but it ends up with confusing the reader.

The characters in this short story lacks any form of depth and none of the characters in this short story doesn’t have personality.

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“MAD Magazine 2024 FCBD Special Edition #1” By Various Review

America’s longest-running satire magazine continues to skewer everything pop culture, this time in comic book size! This Free Comic Book Day special edition of MAD features a wide variety of classic favorites like “Spy vs. Spy”, and “A MAD Look at…” by Sergio Aragonés. Plus, some maniacal mockeries of some of your favorite DC Superheroes, and a whole lot more from the Usual Gang of Idiots. This special edition will surely cure what ails you with a shot of humor in the jugular vein. And it is even cheaper than the usual CHEAP! Because it is FREE! So, you really would be an idiot if you didn’t go out and grab one!

I need to admit that I’ve heard a lot if good things about the Mad magazine, since its sort of like a satirical humor on superheroes, but after reading this one, I gotta admit that I wasn’t fun of this comic book if you can call it that.

I don’t know if it is just me, but I felt like the entire comic book felt very disjointed in a way. Because it was very confusing to me at first, since I never read this magazine before but after a while I started to get the hang of the comic book.

I know that a lot of people think that the magazine is funny, it could be just me or the this comic book but I didn’t find it funny. It safe to say that the humor in this comic book was clearly not meant for me. The humor in this comic book comes across as stale and uninspired.

But I have to admit that I liked some of the sketches and parodies in this one since they had sharp with, but the majority of them didn’t. And because of the fact that I didn’t like the majority of them, the entire comic book seemed boring and torturous to me which explains the low rating I had given this comic book.

The artwork in this comic book is very inconsistent. Because at times the artwork is very good but there are other times where the artwork looks like something drawn by a toddler. The inconsistency in this comic book really annoyed me because I don’t like it when a book, magazine or a movie I’m spending time on is different at times.

The pacing in this book is very uneven. Because some segments of this comic book drag on unnecessarily long.  While others are rushed, preventing any real connection with the material. Which really makes it difficult to immerse oneself in the humor or appreciate any deeper commentary the pieces might have been aiming for

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“Spidey And His Amazing Friends (2024-) #1” By Steve Behling Review

It’s Spidey time! Swing into adventure with Spidey, Ghost-Spider, and Spin as they team up with heroic friends and face-off against Green Goblin, Doc Ock, and more! This new monthly comic features easy-to-read stories starring Peter, Gwen, and Miles from SPIDEY AND HIS AMAZING MY FIRST COMIC READER, perfect for young Spidey fans of all ages. Readers will also love testing their super smarts and skills with loads of fun bonus activities!

I gotta admit that this comic book was maybe not meant for me to read. Since its easy to see that this comic book is meant for children rather than adults. But since I already read it, I’m gonna review it anyways. 

The plot in this comic book felt very rushed and at the same time very underdeveloped. Since it didn’t go anywhere deep with the plot but rather showed Spiderman with his 2 friends flaying through the city and not doing anything specific with the plot. As I said above its meant for children, but still you should have something fun and interesting about this comic book to make it fun for young readers to read this book rather than just be stuck at the fact that this comic book is about spider-man and nothing else that makes this comic book fun to read. 

The plot, aims to introduce a new generation of readers to the beloved characters, but in doing so this comic book lacks the depth and creativity that fans have come to expect from Spider-Man stories. Which of course I already mentioned.

The dialogue in this comic book are very simplistic and often cringeworthy, which leads to be a failing process of capturing the wit and charm that make Spider-Man such an enduring character.

The only good thing about this comic book is the artwork that it has. But other than the vibrant and fun artwork, the artwork doesn’t help this comic book in another way. The artwork doesn’t to anything to elevate the overall experience of reading this comic book.

The main 3 characters of this comic book feel very generic and they seem like they don’t have any personalities to them other than being spider-mans.

The action scenes in this comic book come across as flat and uninspired, because anytime the action comes around in this comic book the plot rushed through them and doesn’t bother making the action fun but rather what Spider-man has to suffer through.

The pacing of the plot in this comic is very disjointed, because it either drags on for too long at times or just gives us a abrupt transitions that leave us readers feel very annoyed than anything else. 

The narrative in this comic book does lack coherent flow in a way, which of course doesn’t make us as readers invest in the characters or their journey.

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“If I Stay” By Gayle Forman Review

In the blink of an eye everything changes. Seventeen ­year-old Mia has no memory of the accident; she can only recall what happened afterwards, watching her own damaged body being taken from the wreck. Little by little she struggles to put together the pieces- to figure out what she has lost, what she has left, and the very difficult choice she must make. Heartwrenchingly beautiful, this will change the way you look at life, love, and family. Now a major motion picture starring Chloe Grace Moretz, Mia’s story will stay with you for a long, long time.

I gotta say that I’ve heard a lot of good about this book, which got me interested in reading this book. But after reading it I gotta say that this book is very very overhyped and not as good as people on the internet say it is. 

The plot in this book is very ridiculous because it is all over the place, if a vampire showed up in this book I wouldn’t have gotten surprised because its very ridiculous.

There is a point during this book where the main character Mia, is in a hospital bed very close to dying and all she thinks about is how cute her boyfriend is. If you ask me it is very unbelievable.

I need to admit that I have had DNF-ed this book and I didn’t read the entire book because this book was pure torture for me and I just couldn’t read the entire book since it was giving me a huge reading slump.

My best adept to describe this book is to say that it was probably the most boring book I’ve read in 2024. Wish says a lot looking at the fact that ive read over 200 books in 2024.

The writing style in this book is very very bad. Because it feels like it was written by a junior high girly girl. Which for me personally it doesn’t work. Because the writing style is way to cheesy and cringe.

The relationship in this book was almost not existing. Because the only thing which made the relationship in this book was the girl and boy calling each other “boyfriend” and “girlfriend” but other than that the relationship aspect of this book didn’t exist.

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“Cannon Hawke: Beginnings” By Olivia Chadha & Koi Turnbull Review

I gotta admit that one is probably one of the worst comic books I have read so far in my life. But of course I’m gonna explain everything in this review.

This comic book struggles to capture the reader’s interest because of how uninteresting it is. And how the author struggles to find the right way to present the story of the plot.

This comic book had a lot of potential to be good, but the narrative which was chosen it leaves much to be desired.

The plot in this comic book in a way is muddled and lacks a clear direction, which made it difficult for me personally to become invested in the story. And at the same time some key events in this comic book feels very rushed or at times also poorly explained, leading to confusion rather than excitement

The pacing of this comic book is very uneven, since there are moments in this comic book were the pacing is very slow and it drags on and on without stopping, but at other times the pacing becomes very fast and it just glosses over things which would make readers interested in the plot if they were explored more in depth.

The pacing is uneven, with slow sections that drag on and pivotal moments that are glossed over, leaving readers feeling disconnected from the action.

The characters in this comic book feel very shallow and flat. They are very one-dimensional and like they don’t have a lot of personality to them. The characters in this comic book lacks depth and relatable experiences and their motivations are often unclear, making it hard to find them likable or even interesting. 

The character development in this comic book is non-existing. Since the characters doesn’t change at all throughout this comic book. And they are the same at the end as they were at the beginning. 

The dialogues in this comic book feels very forced and very unrealistic. The conversations in this comic book often feel like filler, contributing little to character development or plot progression.

The artwork in this comic book aren’t that good as I hoped it would be. Because the artwork doesn’t compensate for the weak storyline and characterizations. And at the same time the artwork is very inconsistent throughout this comic book.

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“Deadly #1” By James Fosdike Review

Australia’s population flees as the earth becomes toxic. Only the Aboriginals remain, determined to resuscitate the dead land, a land riddled with mutant carnivores, punishing heat, and lethal air. Vaughn discovers a lone child who can breathe the air without consequence – but he’s not talking.

I gotta admit that I had some high hopes for this comic book after I read the summary of this book but before reading this comic book. Because this comic book is sort of a apocalypse comic book, where Australia becomes a toxic waste land and only a few people remain there. But after reading this book is very disappointing to say at least. But let me explain everything in this review.

The premise for the plot was very good and interesting for me. But after reading this comic book I gotta sat that the author didn’t do a good job on this comic book. It would have been much better if the narrative of this comic book was different and started with telling the readers what happened which lead to the Australia becoming toxic and why only few people remained there. But no that doesn’t happen, instead it start right in the middle of it and we follow a character which find a child and tries to keep that child alive. Its very confusing to say at least, I personally didn’t know what was happening for the entire comic book.

To make it simple, the plot is convoluted and poorly executed which makes the entire comic book difficult to follow or get invested in the characters we get in this comic book.

Instead of getting a coherent plot in this comic book, we as readers are presented with a series of disjointed events that lack coherence and depth which why I said above that I was confused for the majority of this comic book. 

The characters in this book are very boring and annoying. The reason behind this is that we don’t learn anything about them and we just follow them through random events in this comic book. The characters in this comic book feels like they weren’t done in a way, they felt like they were just outlines of characters without any specific traits or backstories. 

Character development is almost nonexistent in this comic book, because the  protagonists feel very flat and one-dimensional, with motivations that are unclear or clichéd which of course I mentioned above.

The dialogues in this comic book are very weak, because they feel very stilted and lacks the authenticity which would make us as readers interested in them. We don’t get any form for engaging conversations, but what we do get is the dialogues which come off as awkward and like something a toddler would say as they learn to talk and they just throw in random words in the conversation as they go.

The artwork here is pretty bad, because it doesn’t help to improve the plot or improve anything for that matter. The artwork in this comic book lacks consistency and polish, making it hard to appreciate the visuals in the context of the story.

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“Wolf Island” By Darren Shan Review

As the mysterious Shadow builds an army of demons, Grubbs Grady and his team search desperately for answers. But when they follow up a new lead, it takes them to an old, unexpected foe – the Lambs.

This book is the 8th book in a series called “The Demonata” which I had no idea about before buying and reading this book. Which might be the reason why I hated this book and DNF-ed it. 

To be honest I had no idea what was happening in this book while reading this book. All I know while reading this book was that there were some kind of demons and a group trying to fight them. But let me tell you I was very confused while reading this book which really made me DNF this book very quick. 

The characters here, are very bad. They are flat, shallow and feels like the author didn’t knew or care about giving the readers good character which they would relate to and actually like. I cant tell you specifics about the characters in this book because my brain refused to give them any brain storage or power. 

The writing style in this book are meh, it isn’t good but I for sure have seen worse writing style in my time reading books. 

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle” By Stuart Turton Review

‘Somebody’s going to be murdered at the ball tonight. It won’t appear to be a murder and so the murderer won’t be caught. Rectify that injustice and I’ll show you the way out.’ It is meant to be a celebration but it ends in tragedy. As fireworks explode overhead, Evelyn Hardcastle, the young and beautiful daughter of the house, is killed. But Evelyn will not die just once. Until Aiden – one of the guests summoned to Blackheath for the party – can solve her murder, the day will repeat itself, over and over again. Every time ending with the fateful pistol shot.

Ive heard a lot of good about this book, and after reading this book I gotta say that this book doesn’t live up to my expectation I had for this book.

The plot in this book has good and unique premise. The plot in this book reminded me of the movie “Happy Death Day” if it was written by Agatha Christie. I wanted so badly to love this book but after reading it, I just couldn’t even like this book because of how bad it was. I know my opinion might be very unpopular but hey we all are different and the books which you love some other people might hate. 

There are too may characters in this book which really makes impossible to keep track of who is who in this book. And to really get a picture of all the characters because there are way too many characters in this book. And all of the characters feels like the same person which doesn’t make it easier to tell who the killer is and who is innocent. Every character in this book also seems like they could be the killer because each character in this book has like 50 red flags about them which makes you sure that this character is the killer until you meet the next character. 

My second problem about this book is that this book keeps going back and forward in time without giving us any heads up which really makes you so very confused. And it doesn’t help me liking this book more if it keeps making me more and more confused as I continue to read this book.

My third problem with this book is that the more I read of this book the more and more I felt like vital information wasn’t withheld from us on purpose so that the so called “tension” in this book would build up until the “plot twist” at the end of this book. But let me tell you neither tension or plot twist exist in this book because of how poorly this book was written.

The writing style in this book is bad. It felt like it was written by a grade school kid who wanted to be the next Stephen King or Agatha Christie. Which of course is far from the author intention I guess. 

I Give This Book 1 / 5

“It Starts with Us” By Colleen Hoover Review

Lily and her ex-husband, Ryle, have just settled into a civil coparenting rhythm when she suddenly bumps into her first love, Atlas, again. After nearly two years separated, she is elated that for once, time is on their side, and she immediately says yes when Atlas asks her on a date. But her excitement is quickly hampered by the knowledge that, though they are no longer married, Ryle is still very much a part of her life—and Atlas Corrigan is the one man he will hate being in his ex-wife and daughter’s life.

Even thou I liked the first book in this so called two book series, I gotta say that writing this book was very unnecessary to write and even more unnecessary to publish for people to read. Because its so much worse than the first book.

The entire plot of this book is the main female character being afraid to say and do anything because she is afraid of her ex-husband. Which really annoyed me because she was acting like a 5 year old girl who was afraid that her dad would take away her iPad rather than a grown woman. And her ex-husband, you know the one who pushed her down the stairs and tried to rape her, has still keys to her apartment and walks into it like he owns the place. Like how big of a coward is the female character ? That she is afraid to ask for the keys her ex husband has  and tell him to stop showing up unannounced ?

The guy the main character is just as bad as she is. Because he goes all along with her idea of going into those secret “dates” and hide around like they are a pair of teenagers who aren’t allowed to date yet. But also the guy is said to be the Gordon Ramsay of this book, but all he does in this book is sit in his office and look at the pictures of the female character. 

The writing style in this book feels like it was written by a the most girly teenager who thinks that she has her life figured out even when its clear for everyone reading this book thats the opposite.

I have nothing good to say about this book (nor about Colleen Hoover as an author in general) other than dont read this book or any of Colleen Hoover’s books because they aren’t worth the money spend on them and even less worthy of the time you will spend reading. 

I Give This Book 1 / 5